Monday, November 06, 2006

Stupid news item of the week

Reuters graces us with this glorious waste of time.

Did a clairvoyant help U.S. commandos ferret Saddam Hussein out of his hiding place in Iraq three years ago?

I'm having a hard time stifling my laughter.

Israeli-born celebrity psychic Uri Geller, best known for his spoon-bending antics, says the power of the paranormal led U.S. troops to the fugitive Iraqi ex-dictator.

Spooky huh? What's more, evidence is beginning to surface that Jesus actually piloted the UFO that shot down flight 93 on 9/11.

You remember when they found Saddam Hussein in Iraq? A soldier walked over to a rock, lifted it and then found a trap-door and found him in there," Geller told Reuters.
Geller, who says he worked for the Central Intelligence Agency during the Cold War, said his information came from a high-level source involved in U.S. paranormal programs.

This source was later confirmed to be none other than Sasquatch, who is covertly working alongside the United States as an outside consultant on all things paranormal. The woodland beast has since been dismissed for his lack of discretion.



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